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Thursday, August 31, 2006

Knock Knock

You know when you have a phrase stuck in your head? Well, every time I see someone today, I want to call them fart knocker. Not for any particluar reason, just feel like sayin', "What up, Fart Knocker?"

11:48 AM                       1 Comments

Three words I really like


9:59 AM                       1 Comments

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Gus Gus Gus

In an effort to locate this recipe when I need it, I'm posting a link to it. I want to try this asparagus recipe soon.

11:21 AM                       1 Comments

Monday, August 28, 2006

I Love School Supplies

I love school supplies so much, that if they were my husband and they beat me, I'd still keep going back for more, because I love them.

No, I'm not in school. Yes, I've fought the urge to buy unnecessary supplies. But it hurts. *sigh*

9:25 PM                       4 Comments

Friday, August 25, 2006

Friday Five

1. Who do you live with?
I live with me. I have the dogs every two weeks for two weeks.

2. Do you like who you live with or do you want change?
Yes. I love living with me! :-)

3. Describe the ideal roommate:

4. How much sleep did you get last night?
Hmmm...about 4 hours and 40 minutes.

5. Where would you love to play hide-and-seek?
On the beach in Hawaii. Takers?

7:22 AM                       1 Comments

Thursday, August 24, 2006

I Am Loved

After walking out into the sunlight, I realized, that I see life through snarf-covered sunglasses.

The artist? Him.

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Olfactory Memory

While on a walk today, I caught a whiff of something that reminded me of my first oral surgery. Kind of a super-strong rubbing alcohol smell. Different than typical rubbing alcohol, it was the exact smell of my last inhale before being put to sleep.

I was five years old. I had an extra tooth on the roof of my mouth. I was scared shitless. What the smell actually reminds me of is the story I was told a few years later. Apparently, mid-surgery, I yanked the needle out of my arm -- the needle that was keeping me asleep. Hee hee. They're all up in this five-year old's grill and didn't notice her little hand reaching over to the other arm to pull out the stupid needle. I guess I also tried to turn over on my side. I think it's hilarious. I wasn't comfortable - what do you want. I'm pretty sure they cranked up the juice once the needle was back in my arm. :-)

3:54 PM                       1 Comments

Things I'd Be Good At, Career-Wise
  • Signing my name. (I've always enjoyed writing my name, signing my name, etc.)
  • Separating M&Ms into same colors and then eating two at a time.
  • Swishing drinks.
  • Stepping on dried crunchy leaves
  • Elimating split ends by yanking on them.
  • Taking showers.
  • Petting puppies
  • Eating Teddy Grahams. (Preferably Chocolatey Chip, but I like 'em all.)
  • DVRing any film tagged as "comedy" on movie channels.
  • Walking goofy.
  • Smiling in creative ways.
  • Procrastinating getting haircuts
  • Shining chrome faucets
  • Identifying smells with extreme precision
  • Having good intentions
  • Making noises
  • Complaining about my scar
  • Finding the perfect pickle.
  • Painting toenails sloppily.
  • Jumping on a trampoline.
  • Taking pictures of everything
  • Making stupid lists....

3:32 PM                       2 Comments

Monday, August 21, 2006

Five Happy Things

1. Sunshine
2. Tomatoes
3. A clean house
4. Laughing out loud
5. Knowing you're done when you've made it to savasana.

3:41 PM                       1 Comments

Friday, August 18, 2006


Did you ever have one of those moments where you're looking at someone and you are just overwhelmed by them? In that moment, you see their inner and outer beauty all at once and you can't take your eyes off of them? They're not aware that you're looking, and no other emotion is attached to it. It's just an all-encompassing warm feeling and no matter how the relationship continues, evolves or ends; this is the wonderful that you want to take with you.

8:11 PM                       3 Comments

Friday Five

1. Do you really make wishes when you blow out the candles on your cake?

2. Have any of the wishes ever come true, if yes?
I don't know. I usually make my wish for whoever I think needs it the most at that time.

3. How do you feel about birthdays? (e.g., love the attention, just another day, don't want anyone to know my real age, etc.)
I'm not big into my birthday.

4. Tell us a favorite gift you've received, or something you'd really like for your next birthday.
I don't have a favorite and there's nothing I'd really like for my next one. I'm good. :-)

5. What flavor cake?
Any. I love cake. (Except coconut - bleah.)
BUT okay, favorite of all time is from Benkert's (sp?) Bakery on Middle Country Road on Long Island. Centereach, I think. Yellow cake with strawberry filling. Mmmmmmm.

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Quote of the Day

"Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again."
--Mike Meyers.

(Jessica sent this to me today....I love it!)

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Friday, August 11, 2006

Friday Five

1. Do you work hard or do you take the easy way out?
I work hard. Occasionally, I think we all take the easy way out.

2. How's your day going?
So far, so good.

3. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Many, many.

4. Do you consider yourself cool?
Heck yeah.

5. What's the last song you listened to?
"Promiscuous Girl" by Nelly Fart Taco.

9:14 AM                       0 Comments

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Attack of the Ponytail

My ponytail is as ready to go home today as I am. :-)

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On Stereotypes...

Seriously, it's 2006, you can't make this shit up.

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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

State of the Kap

My flip flops are loud today. Not in the flip-flop flip-flop noise sense, but the soles are really hard and are loud to walk in. I also have goofball walking issues.

I hate the stupid HOA of my neighborhood. Yes, hate is a strong word. Yes, I mean hate.

Watched about 6 episodes of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" over the past three days. It's fantastic. Slow adopter, I know....Mom's been on the bandwagon since the get-go.

I need a new phone. Mine randomly shuts itself off. Frequently.

Feeling the chubbiest I've felt in a while. Need to do something about it. Must conjure motivation. This whole not-working-out-for-months-and-months thing is not faring well for me. I love the free time it gives me though. :-)

Having a super "I love dogs" phase. I feel so excited when I see a cutie. Miss mine. Can't wait to see them on Sunday.

Was updating my calendar and noticed my one-year follow up to my surgery appointment is a little over a month away. I hope beyond hope that the tumor didn't grow back. Am feeling a bit of anxiety, as such.

New TV season starts in about a month. I'm ready. Bring it.

Even sooner, Weeds starts next Monday. Yippee.

Like, Like, Like, Like a lot, Like, Like, and still searching....any ideas??? or votes? I'm leaning toward the can-can one. I kinda want to be a gangster maybe.

Feel like my shoulder is going to fall off. It needs help. But as always, I'm too self-conscious to get a massage.

Can't believe Stern is in replay again this week.

Still on the cookies....and pizza....and Pepsi.

Experienced what I believe was super-crazy heartburn on Saturday. I've never ever felt that before. It totally sucks. I pity those of you who experience it daily. OUCH!

Can't believe we're over a week into August. Where hath the summer gone? :-)

Am totally into Project Runway.

Miss Mom and Dad.

Going to jinx it by saying it, but probably sleeping a tiny bit more.

2:19 PM                       4 Comments

Bye Bye F-14

Atlantic Ocean (July 28, 2006) – Aboard USS Theodore Roosevelt (CVN 71), an F-14D Tomcat assigned to the "Tomcatters" of Fighter Squadron Three One (VF-31), aircraft number 112, completes the final catapult launch of an F-14 Tomcat fighter aircraft. The last launch marks the end of an era for Naval Aviation. The F-14 will officially retire in September 2006, after 32 years of service to the fleet. Theodore Roosevelt is completing Joint Task Force Exercises with USS Dwight D. Eisenhower (CVN 69). U.S. Navy Photo by Mass Communications Specialist 3rd Class Nathan Laird (Photo and text from

My dad worked on the F-14 program a long time ago, for many many years. I've always thought it was a pretty cool plane. I think most people did, since they were the featured planes in "Top Gun." It's kind of the end of an era. *Tear.*

10:03 AM                       4 Comments

Monday, August 07, 2006

On Stupidity....

"It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful."
--Anton LeVey

"The wise understand by themselves; fools follow the reports of others"--Tibetan Proverb

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
--Frank Zappa

"Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and higher education positively fortifies it."
--Stephen Vizinczey, Millionaire

"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
--Albert Camus

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."

3:31 PM                       3 Comments

Friday, August 04, 2006

Friday Five

1. When is the last time your phone rang in the middle of the night?
Last Friday night.

2. Who makes you yell?

3. What do you do for fun?
Hang out with friends. Watch TV. Drink. Write. Play with my pup pups. Lots of other stuff.

4. What hours do you work/go to school?
Typically 7am to 4pm.

5. Who is number one in your life?

9:38 AM                       5 Comments

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Too Old To Kid, Too Soft to Rock

Just to give some kind of gauge to the crazy realm of my musical taste...I rocked out to some hard rock this morning and then popped in the Broadway recording of Anything Goes and my inner musical-theater child sang her heart out on the way to work.

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Shades of Lucy (and Hudson)

I saw this mentioned on the news this morning. Makes the damage my dogs have done look like drops in a bucket.

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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

What was on my desk when I got to work today:

Not sure who left it for me, and/or why.

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Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Thanks, Grandma!

Grandma sent me a cool green bracelet....that she made! It rocks!

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Tuesday is Chooseday

Would you rather:

1. bathe in a pool of dog drool OR be sprayed down with fire hose?
Depends how long the spray-down is. I pretty much bathe in a pool of dog drool anyway, so I think I'll go with the dog drool.

2. live in a house where everything is sticky OR that smells like rotting trash?
Sticky. My superhero sense of smell could not tolerate the rotting trash smell.

3. sit under a tanning lamp for 12 hours OR live in a 90 degree house with no air conditioning for three weeks?
90 degree house.

4. eat 24 popsicles in a row OR stand in a restaurant walk-in freezer for an hour?
24 popsicles.

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